The Smoke Signal

2016-2017 Staff

Kyle Comito

Turned himself in for inhumane sleep schedule.

Lauren Cohen

Arrested for having hair that's too frizzy for her own good

Kayla Barry

Wanted for obsessively deleting emails to make inbox look neat.

Madison Gallo

Wanted for frequent off-topic stories that never seem to end.

Sarah Schmoyer

Arrested for having the common sense of a brick.

Jake Aferiat

Arrested for only focusing on football and being too venomous.

Charlotte Atkinson

Arrested for owning too many cats.

Curstine Guevarra

Arrested for bothering Mr. Rawson excessively with her face. Found guilty on multiple charges of foreign accent.

Sophie Altman

Arrested for laughing at inappropriate times. Guilty for being unsure as to why she got arrested for laughing.

Nicole Arden

Arrested for going to bed too early

Meghan Costello

Arrested for constantly procrastinating.

Julia Ganbarg

Evicted for singing in public and breaking the ear drums of many.

Tara Healy

Arrested for always complaining about the cold from September to April.

Anna Kofitsas

Arrested for taking too many selfies.

Casey Lewis

Wanted for embarrassing PV athletes with ridiculous games and challenges on "The Sidelines."

Matt Novakowski

Wanted for asking almost every teacher in the school for a letter of recommendation for college.

Emilio Quevedo

Arrested for multiple counts of being handsome as well as murdering people on the soccer field.

Nicole Zamlout

Arrested for claiming Marvel movies were better than DC.

Kaitlyn Conti

Arrested for owning an illegal pet turtle.

Noah Schwartz

Wanted for an extreme obsession with the New York Mets.

Jake Topolosky

Wanted for being too awesome in a no-awesome zone.

Kayla Creagh

Arrested for always listening to music way too loudly.

Molly Heintze

Arrested for obsessively binge watching Gilmore Girls.

Amelia Moran

Wanted for procrastinating too much and for staying up too late doing homework.

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