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Bittersweet Valley Cup for senior class president

Bittersweet Valley Cup for senior class president

Kyle Comito, Staff Editor
June 1, 2016
Filed under Humor

Try dragging the above picture to the left and right using the white bar. This is Pascack Valley senior class council president Josh Cohn before and after his 2016 class won the Valley Cup Thursday for the second straight year. On the left, he is preparing to perform in his senior dance routine...

The Kids in the Hall: Ashley

The Kids in the Hall: Ashley

Vanessa Rutigliano, Madison Gallo, and Kayla Barry
April 6, 2016
Filed under Humor

So many kids wandering the halls, so many classes they need to be in. Have you ever wondered what they were thinking? What are they doing in the halls? Let’s meet the hall wanderers of Pascack Valley.   Q: What is your name? A: Ashley.   Q: What grade are you in? A: Senior. ...

What It’s Like to be Handsome

What It’s Like to be Handsome

Robert Saul
April 4, 2016
Filed under Humor, Video

Being handsome is one of the most difficult things any person will ever have to go through. So, in order to truly understand the difficulty, we had one of our best, Robert Saul, investigate. Happy April fools! Make sure to check out our humor print edition, The Joke Signal. Copies are availab...

In loving memory of Clyde the fish

In loving memory of Clyde the fish

Alex Pearson, Staff Columnist
April 1, 2016
Filed under Humor

Clyde was only with us for a short time, but it was a time that will be remembered by many. His sudden appearance in the soft green grass of the teacher’s parking lot enriched our lives and made the school a brighter, oranger environment. Clyde embodied the wise words “just keep swimming.” His...

Teachers Roast Teachers: Koch Vs. Jerome Edition

Teachers Roast Teachers: Koch Vs. Jerome Edition

Kayla Barry and Madison Gallo
April 1, 2016
Filed under Humor, Video

It's teacher vs. teacher on a whole new level. Watch your favorite teachers throw down with one another in these upcoming videos. The segment above features the first roast starring everyone's favorite cafeteria advisors, Mr. Brian Koch and Ms. Leah Jerome....

The Kids in the Hall: Steven

The Kids in the Hall: Steven

Vanessa Rutigliano, Madison Gallo, and Kayla Barry
March 8, 2016
Filed under Humor

So many kids wandering the halls, so many classes they need to be in. Have you ever wondered what they were thinking? What are they doing in the halls? Let’s meet the hall wanderers of Pascack Valley. Q: What is your name? A: Steven. Q: What grade are you in? A: Senior. Q: What is your ...

The Kids in the Hall: Jack

The Kids in the Hall: Jack

Vanessa Rutigliano, Madison Gallo, and Kayla Barry
February 11, 2016
Filed under Humor

So many kids wandering the halls, so many classes they need to be in. Have you ever wondered what they were thinking? What are they doing in the halls? Let’s meet the hall wanderers of Pascack Valley. Q: What is your name? A: Jack. Q: What grade are you in? A: Junior. Q: What is your lucky numbe...

The Kids in the Hall: Lisa

The Kids in the Hall: Lisa

Vanessa Rutigliano, Madison Gallo, and Kayla Barry
February 10, 2016
Filed under Humor

So many kids wandering the halls, so many classes they need to be in. Have you ever wondered what they were thinking? What are they doing in the halls? Let’s meet the hall wanderers of Pascack Valley. Q: What is your name? A: Lisa Pescatore. Q: What grade are you in? A: Sophomore. Q: Wh...

The Kids in the Hall: Veronica

The Kids in the Hall: Veronica

Vanessa Rutigliano, Madison Gallo, and Kayla Barry
February 3, 2016
Filed under Humor

So many kids wandering the halls, so many classes they need to be in. Have you ever wondered what they were thinking? What are they doing in the halls? Let’s meet the hall wanderers of Pascack Valley. Q: What is your name? A: Veronica. Q: What grade are you in? A: Sophomore. Q: How is y...

The Valley Cup Experience

The Valley Cup Experience

Sydney Krantz, Staff Writer
September 30, 2015
Filed under Humor, Opinion, PV Life

The first Valley Cup of the 2015-2016 school year followed typical protocol with an extravagant showcase by the cheerleading team, a relay race built around bizarre, yet entertaining tasks, and a soccer shootout, all preceded by two dress up days. In fact, it was truly impressive how flooded the crowds...

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